Welcome to my chaotic, caffeine-fueled corner of the internet! I’m a wildly creative soul with a ridiculously oversized heart, still learning to keep my bullshit meter fully charged. Boundaries? Still buffering. Saying no? Working on it, but my default setting is “Sure, why not?”—which often leads to me spreading myself thinner than store-brand peanut butter.

I have ADHD, which means my brain is basically a browser with 57 open tabs—most of them frozen, and at least one playing music that I can’t find. On top of that, I’m in the thrilling perimenopause stage of life, where my body is either a furnace, an icebox, or just generally confused. One minute I’m crying at dog food commercials, the next I’m rage-cleaning the house like my life depends on it. It’s a ride, folks.

I share my home with three cats, a dog, and an incredible family who somehow still love me despite my spicy attitude. And when I say “I hate people,” just know that there’s only a carefully curated shortlist. If you’re here, chances are you’re not on it. Stick around, enjoy the chaos, and if I forget what I was saying mid-sentence… well, welcome to my world!